Carlos / 19 / Chicago suburbs
Jerfrey’s Sociology professor reminded me of my Soc instructor:
We were talking about first impressions and how we conceal the truth during job interviews/first dates. So my instructor goes, “On a first date, you try not to come on too strong or keep some things to yourself.” and this girl behind me is like “Not me. I was brutally honest.” so my instructor goes “Oh.. how did that work out? Did you go on a second date?” and the chick says “We’re engaged. *smirk*” I swear the entire class just stared at her like

and after about 10 seconds of silence, the instructor gives her a big thumbs up and says “WELL GOOD FOR YOU!” It was awesome.
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