INCREDULOUS DENIALS

Gonna watch Bridesmaids then try to sleep.

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Not cool Amazon, not cool.

Originally, I traded in my Art History book for $49.50 in Amazon credit, but the sluts sent it back claiming it was the wrong book. So, I went to trade it again and the value went up to $60 and I was like SWEET! But I forgot to ship it to them and the deadline was June 1. I just checked and the value went back down to $49.50. :( I’ll just wait until August to sell it.

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I lost count as to how many times I changed my schedule. Unless I’m forced to add/remove something when I go to orientation Wednesday, this is my Fall 2012 schedule for UIC. I’m content with this.

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The zombie apoc has started. Once this stuff becomes contagious, it’ll be 28 Days Later, all over again. (Rage Virus)

Sold.

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Me.

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• Paranoia:They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.

OH

MY

GOD.

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• My Dad:If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

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