Gonna watch Bridesmaids then try to sleep.

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Originally, I traded in my Art History book for $49.50 in Amazon credit, but the sluts sent it back claiming it was the wrong book. So, I went to trade it again and the value went up to $60 and I was like SWEET! But I forgot to ship it to them and the deadline was June 1. I just checked and the value went back down to $49.50. :( I’ll just wait until August to sell it.
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I lost count as to how many times I changed my schedule. Unless I’m forced to add/remove something when I go to orientation Wednesday, this is my Fall 2012 schedule for UIC. I’m content with this.
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The zombie apoc has started. Once this stuff becomes contagious, it’ll be 28 Days Later, all over again. (Rage Virus)
Sold.
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Me.
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OH
MY
GOD.
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